Got a toothbrush?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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