I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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