He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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