my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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