So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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