Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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