we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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