Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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