will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
My liver just had a heart attack.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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