I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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