fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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