it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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