I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
it glows. i had to have it.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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