I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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