@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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