I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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