Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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