The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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