what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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