belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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