people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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