just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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