Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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