i jhust puked up my retainher.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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