i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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