I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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