Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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