I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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