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We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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