Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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