Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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