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A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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