just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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