i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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