He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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