The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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