Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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