Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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