But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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