can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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