Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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