We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
