I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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