No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
