What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
