How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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