I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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