If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
We don't watch enough power rangers
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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