Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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