): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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